Someone Call Jesse Ventura! We Have A Bona Fide Conspiracy Theory!
There are some people who believe Elvis Presley faked his own death to escape the trappings of fame. There are people who believe Tupac Shakur is alive as well. Paul McCartney, not so lucky. The Beatle was supposedly killed in a horrific car wreck during the height of the Fab Four's popularity, only to be replaced by a look-a-like. A spacecraft crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. The Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe. The CIA killed JFK. George W. arranged 9/11.
Well, we can go through these, if you like. Elvis really is dead. Unfortunately, so is Tupac. We wish it wasn't so, but it is. Paul McCartney did not die, and neither did an alien during a spaceship crash in 1947. Although, truth be told, we can't say that one for sure, since no one really knows the answer to that one, if only because there has to be some secrets the government has kept hidden for all these years. Did the Kennedys kill Marilyn? Highly unlikely. Did the CIA kill JFK? Probably not. By now, someone involved would have confessed to his or her participation. George W. did not arrange 9/11. We wouldn't put it past Dick Cheney, but W could never have pulled that one off.
So, what's the conspiracy theory we're uncovering today? Brazil is manufacturing a super beautiful race of uber-hot females to take over the world. Think about it. Adriana Lima? Brazilian! Alessandra Ambrosio? Brazilian! Gisele Bundchen? Brazilian! Meet Valeria Dos Santos, one of the most beautiful super models
in the world. Guess what? That's right, Brazilian!
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