The Heyman Hustle Recommends Charlie Sheen Accept, Anoint, and Appreciate Kate Middleton As A Goddess!

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These Recently-Uncovered 2006 Bikini Snaps From Ibiza Has Us Wondering What Would Happen If Price William's Uber-Hottie Was Crowned A Goddess By Hollywood's Bad Boy Warlock!

My dear chaps, it must be noted that Catherine Elizabeth "Kate" Middleton, the fiancee of Prince William of Wales (son of Charles and Diana), is a proper girl (with an improper body) who was introduced to this world on January 9th, 1982.

It should also be noted that this fine woman is indeed intending to marry William at Westminster Abbey on April 29, 2011, a date so big, it has been declared a bank holiday in the UK. Cheers!

Having grown up in Berkshire, and, after attending Marlborough College, having gone to the University of St Andrews, it was there that she met Prince William, who was also studying there, in 2001. They started a relationship, which was, of course, followed by  intense media attention, triggering complaints by Middleton that the media were harassing her.Hey, if you're going to be the late Diana's daughter-in-law, learn to hate the paparazzi early, shall we?  In April 2007, the press reported that William and Middleton had split up. They continued to be friends, and later in 2007 they reunited. Looking at these pictures, we don't have any doubt this was a wise move by Wild Willie. Since then, Middleton has attended many high-profile royal events. She has been admired for her fashion sense and has been placed on numerous "best dressed" lists.

We think she's best dressed in bikinis like the ones in these pictures.

Don't you agree?

Please do let us know your thoughts, won't you?

We are, as a matter of fact, endeavoring to HustleTweet at this very moment about Kate and her killer kurves, and we invite you to join the conversation! Follow THE HEYMAN HUSTLE on Twitter HERE, or write to us at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it

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