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Hollywood's Baddest Bad Boy CHARLIE SHEEN is at it again.

The Sheenius has invited MILA KUNIS to join him and his Goddesses, BREE OLSON and Nataly Kenly. "Here's the good news ... my Goddesses have already f--king approved her," Sheen said during his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" show in Columbus Wednesday, "She's pre-approved!"

"I tried f--king three," Charlie admitted, apparently referring to his failed attempts at integrating former wives Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards, "It doesn't work."

Sheen, who also bashed Richards during his Cleveland show on Tuesday, vaguely alluded to his allegations that she recently stole two dogs from him.

"I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f--king Kunis," Charlie said, "who wouldn't?"

"I mean, if Mila Kunis is stealing your s--t because you can't pay attention..." he continued, "Trust me, you're still f--king winning. You're still winning at that moment."

By the way, we're not done yet. And neither is Charlie!

"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them," he explained. "A super f--king hot thief named Mila Kunis. 'Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s--t for you to steal in Sherman Oaks."

Wow. He's good.

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