We Dare You Not To Stare at Kate Upton in This Bikini!

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Kate Upton continues to climb the ladder to the top of the super model world. Just five months after being named Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Rookie of the Year,  the 19-year-old is at it again. Donning what our own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman would call "a painfully hot orange bikini," Kate is starring in a new ad campaign for SoBe Lifewater, in which a guy is challenged not to "break the horizon."

When asked by Esquire Magazine about her breasts, Kate offered her opinion on her oft-stared-at mammary glands. Stated the super model, "I don't really know what the appeal is about... boobs. But I do know that when I was in junior high, I used to be made fun of — for being flat-chested. Everyone would go, "She's not pretty! She doesn't have boobs!" So I always had boob envy. And when finally I went through my growth spurt, and they appeared, and I just... I loved them. So that's why I like boobs, because I didn't have them, and then I got 'em. So I dunno what the appeal is for you."
 
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 14 July 2011 00:47 )  

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