This Sunday, The A-List Action Hero Wants To Be "Da Man" For The First Time in Ten Years. But The Undisputed Reigning Defending WWE Champion (and our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers) Has Other Plans For The Great One!
WWE has released an online commercial for this Sunday night's Royal Rumble pay per view with focus on the main event. It's a classic first time showdown between the longest reigning WWE Champion of the modern era CM Punk (along with his advisor, friend, strategist and Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman) and one of the greatest box office attractions of all time, The Rock.
PUNK VS THE ROCK. THIS SUNDAY NIGHT. LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW!
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