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Xenia Tchoumitcheva Presents the “She’ll Make You as Hard as Her Name Is to Pronounce” Edition of the Monday Morning Media Watch


The Swiss Supermodel Is the World’s Hottest Banking Intern!

Xenia Tchoumitcheva is a Swiss supermodel of Russian origin, and perhaps the sexiest member of the world’s banking community now that she has become a summer intern with JP Morgan’s graduate sales and trading program. “I think keeping it low key is impossible in my position,” the amazingly beautiful Xenia tweeted from the London office, to which even Hollywood’s wildest wild child Charlie Sheen would say “duh!”

100 PERCENT BOOBALICIOUS!

VICTORIA’S SECRET NSFW!

BRIT IS #SexyAF!

TAYLOR SWIFT ROCKS THE RED CARPET!

OMG IT’S MADISON BEER!

THE KINKIEST LINKS ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET!

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS LOOKING FOR YOU!

THE BOOM OF VR PORN!

KATIE DALY IS A PERFECT TEN!

NAOMI WOODS UNCENSORED!

GLORIA SOL EXPOSED!

SUPER CLEAVAGE!

CLELIA SEXES UP THE BEACH!

AMAZING ALL NATURALS!

HARDCORE LINKS!

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