CM Punk’s return to WWE Monday Night RAW was indeed historic … but for all the wrong reasons! Brock Lesnar makes a surprise return … and F5’s his fellow “Paul Heyman Guy” … but Paul is nowhere to be found!
All of a sudden, WWE Monday Night RAW is a hotbed of intrigue, as CM PUNK TOLD PAUL HEYMAN “I’M NOT YOUR CLIENT” which was followed up by PAUL HEYMAN ASSURING CM PUNK THEIR FRIENDSHIP WAS STRONGER THAN BUSINESS … but when The Best in the World went out to the ring against World Champion Alberto Del Rio, little did he know The Beast Incarnate was going to come out and bring the pain! According to WWE.com:
It was shades of Survivor Series 2011 when CM Punk faced off against World Champion Alberto Del Rio on Raw, and while the ending of their bout was technically the same – Punk claimed the win – the circumstances and aftermath could not have been more different. The two Superstars came out swinging against each other, though Del Rio’s frustration boiled over as the WWE Universe cheered for Punk, leading him to unleash a similar barrage of kicks he had against Dolph Ziggler the previous night. Del Rio targeted Punk’s left arm rather than his head, but the strategy paid dividends until Punk rallied with a last-ditch Go to Sleep that sent Del Rio rolling outside the ring. This, as they say, is where it got interesting.
Ricardo hauled his hermano to his feet at the count of ten (suffering a loss in the process) and carried him to the locker room, but the pair was besieged by a furious Dolph Ziggler, defying doctor’s orders by showing up of his own accord and laying a rabid beatdown on the unsuspecting champion. Punk was left to celebrate his win, but imagine his surprise when Brock Lesnar’s music hit instead of his own. And imagine his surprise when The Anomaly appeared in the flesh, stalking Punk outside the ring before he clipped The Second City Saint’s wings with a ruthless F-5. What’s that old adage again? Here comes the pain.
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