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As our friend Doug West at POPWRECKED originally reported, the insane peeps over at Asylum have come up with “2 Headed Shark Attack.” The promotional materials read “When a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark, the survivors escape to a deserted atoll. But when it starts flooding, the coeds are no longer safe from the double jaws of the monster.”
The movie includes CARMEN ELECTRA and Brooke Hogan as victims of the shark attack. Insert your own joke there, if you are so inclined.
Chris Ray (Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus) is the director of this tale, which is from a story by Edward DeRuiter and screenwriter H. Perry Horton.
2 Headed Shark Attack is slated to wash ashore onto DVD shelves on January 17, 2012.
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