WWE Monday Night RAW features our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustler Paul Heyman in a scooter … and a trap for the hometown hero from the Second City!
CM Punk was attacked by Ryback and Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel in a trap that was sprung into action during Punk’s triumphant return to Chicago despite the fact PAUL HEYMAN PINNED PUNK AT WWE NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS! It was a hot night in September in the Windy City, as WWE.com reports:
CM Punk has come home to Chicago, Blackhawks jersey and all, and he’s got a few things on his mind. In his first appearance since being pinned by Paul Heyman at Night of Champions, a visibly happy-to-be-home Second City Saint addressed his hometown with a twofold apology: First, for failing to bring the Stanley Cup to Raw, and second, for failing to make good on his promise to annihilate the mad scientist eight days earlier. While Punk vowed to channel his beloved ‘Hawks and bounce back from his slump, Heyman ruined the moment by rolling out on a scooter to goad the “Second Best in the World” into a frenzy. The ECW mastermind’s escape plan hit a snag when his wheels broke down, but before Punk could reach his target, he was intercepted by Curtis Axel and Ryback, who brought the hometown hero’s night to an ugly ending by putting him through a table at ringside.
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