Our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman signs the contract, and now Y2J will face The Best in the World on Sunday June 16th … in CM Punk’s hometown of Chicago!
CM Punk will wrestle for the very first time since THE HISTORIC MATCH VERSUS THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA XXIX when he makes his return in front of his hometown crowd in Chicago on Sunday, June 16th at WWE Payback! According to WWE.com:
With a stroke of his pen, Paul Heyman made it official for Chris Jericho: He has his match against CM Punk at WWE Payback in The Straight Edge Superstar’s hometown of Chicago. Despite the mad scientist’s protestations that the former WWE Champion would make a “liar” out of Jericho at Payback, The Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla seemed anything but skittish at the prospect of facing the absentee Punk on his own home turf.
Not only that, but Y2J got a few laughs at Heyman’s expense as well, rolling up the contract and depositing it down the front of the mad scientist’s pants once pen had been put to paper. Needless to say, Jericho found all this quite amusing, as did the WWE Universe. Whether he’s still smiling two weeks from now … well, that’s the big question, isn’t it?
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