WWE Closes Out 2013 with a Bang, as Triple H Shocks the Universe By Bringing Out The Baddest Man on the Planet and our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers!
Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman have returned to WWE, and The Beast Incarnate made an immediate impact by destroying Mark Henry after our boss declared his client’s desire to challenge for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. According to WWE.com:
If the WWE Universe ever questioned Triple H’s judgment of “best for business,” they were certainly left silent when the COO summoned the man who nearly ended his career (twice), Brock Lesnar, to Raw and allowed The Anomaly to deliver a blockbuster announcement. Flanked, as ever, by the returning Paul Heyman, The Beast Incarnate declared himself the first challenger to whoever wins the John Cena-Randy Orton WWE World Heavyweight Championship rematch at Royal Rumble, and dared any Superstar who didn’t like it to say so to his face. The former Undisputed Champion’s rhetoric didn’t sit too well with Mark Henry, who wasted no time in taking Lesnar up on his offer. The World’s Strongest Man didn’t get a proper chance at Brock, though, as The Anomaly jumped Henry before he could enter the ring and blasted the former World Heavyweight Champion through the barricade when their brawl spilled into the crowd, following up with a giant F-5 onto the ground.
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