The Best in The World returns at WWE Payback for his 1st match since the epic battle against The Undertaker at WrestleMania … Fighting Chris Jericho … IN CHICAGO … with our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman in his corner!
It’s been a long time coming. Tonight, The Allstate Arena in Chicago will give a hometown hero’s welcome to The Best in the World as the former reigning defending WWE Champion CM Punk wrestles for the first time since his all time classic vs The Undertaker at WrestleMania. Tonight, CM Punk steps into the ring against long time rival Chris Jericho. Tonight, CM Punk and our boss Paul Heyman will reunite and we can only think it will be one of the most insane crowd reactions we’ve ever seen! As we’re writing this, the hysteria is reaching a fever pitch. Don’t forget to ORDER YOUR VERY OWN OFFICIAL CM PUNK / “PAUL HEYMAN GUY” T-SHIRT COMBO!
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