Our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers makes a second appearance on RAW … and this one has the whole WWE Universe buzzing, too!
What a 24 hours it’s been for our boss, Paul Heyman. At WrestleMania XXX, his client BROCK LESNAR BROKE THE UNDERTAKER’S HISTORIC STREAK … then PAUL DELIVERED THE GREATEST PROMO OF HIS ENTIRE CAREER ON RAW … and now Paul has jumped into the headlines again by becoming the new advocate for Cesaro, the Swiss Superman Paul has nicknamed The King of Swing. According to the fine reporters at WWE.com:
He was a Real American … now he’s a Paul Heyman Guy?!?!
Cesaro, who seemingly broke free of Zeb Colter’s Real Americans hours before he channeled Hulk Hogan and bodyslammed Big Show out of the ring to win the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania 30, not only cemented his split from Colter’s clan on Raw, but shocked the WWE Universe at large when he revealed his new allegiance.
The Immortal One himself had come to present Cesaro with the Andre trophy when Colter crashed the party and extolled the virtues of his mightiest “Zeb Colter Guy.” The former U.S. Champion, however, politely informed The Founding Father that he was, in fact, now a Paul Heyman Guy. As Colter stood there gobsmacked and Heyman instructed the announce team how to address the “King of Swing,” Jack Swagger struck from behind and destroyed the Andre trophy. Unfortunately, that only made Cesaro mad …
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