Medl Mobile Utilizes BUMP Technology To Create The Socially Progressive App In History … A Fool-Proof Way To Rate Sexual Compatabilty!
OK, this is what we call “one helluva a marketing idea!”
We writers here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE and LOOKING4LARRY (parent company of the Hustle) get a chance to work under our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman, who was named one of the top 100 marketers in the world by AD AGE, truly a great honor.
So most everything around here boils down to the marketability factor. Hence, when we had a chance at an EXCLUSIVE look at Medl Mobile’s new BOINK app campaign featuring Sophie Turner, we jumped faster than a kangaroo from Sophie’s homeland.
Um, she’s from Australia, mates!
“Every person has their own turn-ons and turn-offs, and you only know if your interests are shared until after you’re in too deep,” states the promotional literature, “With BOINK by your side, you’ll always know if that apple you’re eying is a disappointing dud or a spectacular satisfier!”
BOINK gives uses a firm grip on their sex life with three simple steps, boasts Medl Mobile. Users set the likes, dislikes, kinks & fetishes of their most intimate interests. Potential partners BOINK their phones together. BOINK compares their preferences to rate sexual compatibility.
So who’d they hire to promote this chance at BOINKing? Sophie Turner, of course! And a damn fine choice, we might add! Of course, we’re HustleTweeting about Sophie Turner, and you’re more than welcome to join the conversation by following the Hustle on Twitter HERE or write to us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org Hey, have you checked out the Hustle’s Ultra High Quality You Tube Channel, with exclusive videos featuring BROCK LESNAR’S “HERE COMES THE PAIN” … ICE-T AND COCO’s SEX SECRETS … THE ULTIMATE WELTERWEIGHT BAD ASS NICK DIAZ … CONTROVERSIAL TEEN SENSATION TAYLOR MOMSEN … LEGENDARY MMA PIONEER FRANK SHAMROCK … THE WALKING RIOT MISSY HYATT … if you’re not subscribing, you’re missing something … and by the ways cheapos, it’s FREE! Yes, absolutely 100 percent FREE! What are you waiting for? Check it out HERE!
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