WWE Monday Night RAW viewers witness our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers try to pull a fast one to get himself out of this Sunday’s Night of Champions … but The Best in the World EXPOSES what’s really going on!
This Sunday, our boss Paul Heyman will team with WWE Intercontinental Champuon Curtis Axel in a handicap elimination match against CM Punk at the Night of Champions pay per view from Detroit, Michigan. After AXEL WAS DISQUALIFIED against Kofi Kingston earlier tonight, HEYMAN CLAIMED HE WAS INJURED BACKSTAGE … and then brought out his own personal doctor from New York to confirm that the match this Sunday would have to be postponed. Hmmmmmmmm …
According to WWE.com:
Paul Heyman might not be a fan of socialized healthcare, but thanks to the accompaniment of his personal physician Dr. Kirshenbaum, the suddenly (and conveniently) injured mad scientist had all the support he needed to withdraw from competition at Night of Champions … or so he thought. Not about to let Heyman off so easily, Raw GM Brad Maddox soon emerged with WWE doctor Michael Sampson in tow to give Heyman the live medical evaluation of the gimpy leg that would potentially clear Heyman from competition on Sunday.
Somewhat unsurprisingly, Sampson proclaimed Heyman a healthy man, and this was all the provocation that CM Punk needed to arrive, Kendo stick in hand, and commit some medical malpractice of his own by decimating Kirshenbaum while Heyman watched. Or while Heyman would have watched, anyway, had he not sprinted away on his inexplicably healed leg. It’s a miracle!
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