The Top 15 Links on the Internet Today, Plus a Hump Day Video Picked Out By Our Very Own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman!
When our boss Paul Heyman walks into the offices of THE LOOKING4LARRY AGENCY (parent company of THE HEYMAN HUSTLE), we never really know what he’s going to throw at us. And no, we don’t mean “furniture.” Every now and then, our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers decides he wants a story on something socially relevant like THE CANADIAN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM … and other times, he’s just in the mood to post photos of MADISON IVY! You just never know what’s going to happen when he walks into the room, which kinda makes our jobs
crazy stressful insane exhilarating.
So this morning, fresh off his EPIC CONFRONTATION ON WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW WITH CM PUNK in Manchester, UK, our boss walked on and said “watch this video!” And then made us all watch the video three times! So, if WE have to watch it three times … the least YOU can do is watch it once. Just once. Come on.
Actually, it’s probably the best viral video of 2013. And it features plenty of upskirts. Hey, what’s a Hump Day without some really hot panty shots? #JustSaying …
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CHECK OUT THE AMAZING VIRAL VIDEO OUR VERY OWN
HUSTLER DE TUTI HUSTLERS PAUL HEYMAN CAN’T STOP WATCHING!
WE HERE AT THE HEYMAN HUSTLE HAVE ENSLAVED HIGHLY TRAINED
MONKEYS TO IGNORE THE FACT THEY ARE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID,
ALL IN THE NAME OF SCOURING THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO FIND THE FIFTEEN
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