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We really don’t know how to approach this story, as we’ve always been very generous with our coverage of the un-coverage of super duper teen tart COURTNEY STODDEN and even more generous with our coverage of COURTNEY’S BRAND NEW DOUBLE D’s! But ladies and gentlemen (and Courtney, if you’re reading this), SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG WITH COURTNEY’S APPEARANCE!
Maybe it’s the number of flashes going off at once. Maybe it’s just a bad pic. Maybe it’s shadowing. But someone under twenty shouldn’t look that … plastic … should they? Of course, we’re HustleTweeting about this bizarre photo (and the other revealing ones as well), and you’re more than welcome to join the conversation by following us on twitter HERE or write us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org Hey, have you checked out the Hustle’s Ultra High Quality You Tube Channel, with exclusive videos featuring OUR WORLD EXCLUSIVE WITH MIKE TYSON … BROCK LESNAR’S “HERE COMES THE PAIN” … ICE-T AND COCO’s SEX SECRETS … TEEN SENSATION TAYLOR MOMSEN … UFC BAD BOY NICK DIAZ … THE WALKING RIOT MISSY HYATT if you’re not subscribing, you’re missing something … and by the ways cheapos, it’s FREE! Yes, absolutely 100 percent FREE! What are you waiting for? Check it out HERE!
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