If you think the man who keeps Coco satisfied is impressed with the cinematic version of the best selling novel, you done lost yo mother fu …
The man our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman nicknamed “The OG of Cool” has given his opinion on the “50 Shades of Grey” movie, and as always Ice-T is direct and to the point! The husband of the impossibly-proportioned Coco laid it out for you bitches, so straighten up and pay attention!
“It could’ve been on Nickelodeon! I went to see it with Coco. Coco read the books, and she said they were boring. She didn’t make me go, I wanted to see what all the women were talking about. I wanted to see—maybe I could’ve learned some moves … It just kept building up. And I’m like, ‘What’s gonna happen? What’s gonna happen?’ And she told me that’s just how the books are. It’s kinda like Lost…where you think something’s gonna happen and you keep watching it. Fifty Shades of Grey—that’s nothing! One shade of black, that’s all you need. It’s all you need, baby!”
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