Dear Microphone Company,
We here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE do solemnly swear we would like to offer our services as professional microphones the next time you do a photo shoot with former WWE Diva and recent Celebrity Apprentice breakout sensation Maria Kanellis. We hereby waive all rights to determine whether Maria will be broadcasting MMA Fights on HDNet, or singing a song from her NEW CD. It doesn’t matter to us. We just want to be her microphone. That
licky lucky microphone.
You can follow Maria on Twitter (and hey hey hey … not like a stalker, mind you) HERE
You can follow THE HEYMAN HUSTLE on Twitter (stalk away! we’re used to it) HERE
CLICK ON THE PHOTOS BELOW TO SEE THE ENTIRE REVOLVER TV
PHOTO SESSION FEATURING MARIA KANELLIS AND HER MICROPHONE!
THE HOLLYWOOD CHARLIE MEDIA WATCH IS PRESENTED TODAY
IN HARDCORE HUSTLEVISION, SERVING YOUR EXTREME WEB
NEEDS SINCE 2009. WOW. THAT’S A LOT OF EXPERIENCE, ISN’T
IT? IT ISN’T? DAMN. OK, GIVE US A BREAK. COME ON, OUR TEAM
OF HIGHLY TRAINED MONKEYS WORKED HARD ON THIS. IT’S NOT
LIKE YOUR PART IS ALL THAT HARD. JUST PICK A PIC AND CLICK!