Our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers is cornered by WWE.com, but there was a clear message to send regarding Brock The Unmerciful!
“The entire WWE Universe will be conquered and subjugated by Brock The Unmerciful!”
So says our boss, Brock Lesnar‘s advocate Paul Heyman, in an exclusive backstage interview conducted moments after Brock’s vicious decimation of The Big Show at the Royal Rumble pay per view. It’s obvious Brock is on a tear, and no one is safe until Brock gets what he wants … a shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!
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