The Incoming “Late Show” Host is Ready to Take On Donald Trump!
Stephen Colbert is aching to take over the “Late Show” for many reasons, the key one being that he wants to take on Donald Trump! Colbert officially succeeds David Letterman as host of the CBS program on September 8th, and the incoming host addressed his new job at the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills on Monday. “I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly and I have no venue,” Colbert noted. “So right now I’m just dry-Trumping.”
Colbert added, “Every night before I go to bed, I light a candle and pray that he stays in the race. And I also pray that no one puts that candle anywhere near his hair.”
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