The Royal Rumble is this Sunday night … where will YOU be?
Our boss, the Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman and his client Brock Lesnar have a question. WHERE WILL YOU BE this sunday night when the WWE World Heavyweight Championship is on the line in the Royal Rumble match, as Roman Reigns (who has drawn the unlucky number “one” slot for the Rumble) has been forced to defend the title against 29 competitors, one of whom is Brock Lesnar! So, where WILL you be this Sunday, when our boss leads The Beast Incarnate into the Rumble? Of course, we’re HustleTweeting about The WWE Royal Rumble, and you’re more than welcome to join the conversation by following the Hustle on Twitter HERE or write to us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org Hey, have you checked out the Hustle’s Ultra High Quality You Tube Channel, with exclusive videos featuring the #HUSTLEBOOTYTEMPTATS SUPERMODEL OF THE YEAR … OUR WORLD EXCLUSIVE WITH MIKE TYSON … BROCK LESNAR’S “HERE COMES THE PAIN” … ICE-T AND COCO’s SEX SECRETS … MMA BAD BOY NICK DIAZ … the list goes on and on, so if you’re not subscribing, you’re missing something … and by the ways cheapos, it’s FREE! Yes, absolutely 100 percent FREE! What are you waiting for? Check it out HERE!
WHERE WILL YOU BE?
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