Some of you may start noticing a number of changes (which we hope you will consider upgrades) to THE HEYMAN HUSTLE as we enter the month of June, 2011.
And speaking of upgrades, how about the upgrade Miranda Kerr underwent after giving birth to her beautiful baby fathered by our mortal enemy Orlando Bloom?
ALREADY ONE OF THE SEXIEST WOMEN ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, Miranda returned from her birthing experience with A BRAND NEW BUSTY FIGURE HOTTER THAN THE AUSTRALIAN ASPHALT DURING A MAD MAX REMAKE!
So, in honor of our admitted infatuation with the impossibly-beautiful girl from the Outback, we’ve assigned our overworked underpaid trained monkeys to put together the sexiest media watch in ages, if for no other reason but to reflect our indescribable admiration for Orlando Bloom’s baby mama, the sexiest wife in show business, Victoria’s Secret’s very own Miranda Kerr!
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CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TO SEE THE ENTIRE GALLERY FEATURING
MIRANDA KERR SHOWING OFF HER BRAND NEW FIGURE!
IT’S TIME FOR AN ALL NEW EDITION OF THE HOLLYWOOD CHARLIE
MEDIA WATCH, OUR DAILY TRAVEL ACROSS THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
OUR HIGHLY TRAINED MONKEYS HAVE PICKED OUT THE 15 WILDEST
STORIES FROM THE INTERNET FOR YOUR ASTUTE REVIEW. YOUR PART
IS VERY EASY. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PICK A PIC … AND CLICK!