Privileged as some of us may be to live in the United States, the time is now to celebrate the birthday of our fair land. Therefore, in the spirit of patriotism and the acknowledgement of the blessing of freedom ... hey, are any of you really buying into this nonsense? Of course not. You're here to see the photos of blonde bombshell Brittany Blakely, a proud American if there ever was one, and we don't blame you. I mean, if John Wayne himself wrapped himself up in the flag after killing off half the bad guys in a movie, he wouldn't be half as much an American as the gorgeous Brittany Blakely, would he? OK, so we're stretching it. Can't blame us. You're not even reading this anyway. You're probably on the fourth or fifth picture by now. And here I am, typing this story, all by myself, signing The Star Spangled Banner.