WARNING: NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART!
We originally submitted this story to our boss, Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman, but after reading the story, Paul asked us to appeal to Pickleboy since it’s obvious this young man, son of The Angry Grandpa, has finally lost his mind.
So… in an effort to save Pickleboy, we are hereby appealing to you, Pickleboy, to seek help. And seek it immediately. While being the son of The Angry Grandpa would drive any man insane, we think it’s finally caught up to you. And we’re worried. Deeply worried. And we love you, man. Or boy. Or Pickleboy.
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