When we arrived at Tina Desaro‘s amazing pad in Las Vegas, were shocked to learn this legendary local sex symbol is 46 years old. “I’m proud to be in my mid-40’s,” Tina shouted out from behind a barely-there curtain, “You know, I happen to train with 20 something year old models and we actually learn from each other. I happen to have a low maintenance body. I’m really lucky, I’ve never trained professionally. I have an easy time working hard to stay in shape.”
OK, so what about UFC 116?
“Brock Lesnar vs Shane Carwin is an interesting fight,” Tina offered, “But I was just wondering, do you think I should wear a see through dress to one of the after-parties, or a mini-skirt with a bikini top?”
And with that, Tina disappeared behind the curtain again, and came out to model both concepts. “I think fashion is everything,” Tina said. “… as long as it shows off the hard work you put into your body. Now obviously, Brock Lesnar has been training, coming back from that serious illness, and Shane Carwin is just a First Round Assassin …”
We like that. The First Round Assassin, Shane Carwin. Someone make a note of that and forward to the UFC marketing department.
Tina then had an idea. “Hey! I know what to wear!”
And with that, Tina started modeling outfits. Skimpy bikinis. Mini skirts and halter tops. Bra, panty, and summer jacket sets. I think she modeled her entire wardrobe. After we left, I realized we never found out if she predicts Lesnar or Carwin to win.
My assistant-for-the-day, viewing the exclusive photos of Tina for THE HEYMAN HUSTLE, broke out into a huge grin. “I don’t think it really matters,” he said, staring at the pics. “This story will be just fine!”
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