Dateline Ottawa, Ontario, Canada: On this, the final stop before this Sunday’s WWE Night of Champions, a stressed-out Hustler De Tuti Hustlers makes a first-time-ever declaration on Smackdown!
In a total shocker, our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman has pulled out the final ace up his sleeve going into this Sunday’s WWE Night of Champions pay per view event, in which he will team with Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel against The Best in the World CM Punk in a handicap elimination match. On Monday’s edition of RAW, Heyman’s plan to get himself out the match fell apart when CM PUNK INTERRUPTED PAUL HEYMAN’S IN-RING MEDICAL EVALUATION! Punk is still looking for revenge ever since HEYMAN BETRAYED PUNK AT WWE MONEY IN THE BANK … and then HEYMAN SPELLED IT ALL OUT FOR PUNK AT THE MONDAY NIGHT RAW FROM THE BARCLAYS CENTER IN BROOKLYN the next night. The intense personal issue continued when HEYMAN HELPED BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT PUNK AT THIS YEAR’S SUMMER SLAM EVENT IN LOS ANGELES … and then came the now-infamous CANING OF CM PUNK ON WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW which led to the announcement of this Sunday’s handicap elimination match.
Heyman’s final ace up the sleeve? A call for a public boycott of this Sunday’s pay per view! It’s something we’ve never heard aired on a WWE program before, especially in the final episode of television before a pay per view! Leave it to our boss to come up with a first-time-ever approach! Of course, we’re HustleTweeting about Heyman’s call for a boycott of WWE Night of Champions, and you’re more than welcome to join the conversation! Just follow THE HEYMAN HUSTLE on the soon-to-be-publicly-traded Twitter HERE or write us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org Hey, have you checked out the Hustle’s Ultra High Quality You Tube Channel, with exclusive videos featuring OUR WORLD EXCLUSIVE WITH MIKE TYSON … BROCK LESNAR’S “HERE COMES THE PAIN” … ICE-T AND COCO’s SEX SECRETS … TEEN SENSATION TAYLOR MOMSEN … UFC BAD BOY NICK DIAZ … THE WALKING RIOT MISSY HYATT if you’re not subscribing, you’re missing something … and by the ways cheapos, it’s FREE! Yes, absolutely 100 percent FREE! What are you waiting for? Check it out HERE!
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PAUL HEYMAN’S CALL FOR A PUBLIC BOYCOTT OF NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!
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