After A Run-In with The LAPD, The Uplifting Story of The World’s Most Famous Homeless Man Takes a Dramatic Turn!
Ted Williams is an alcoholic.
Not a recovering one.
Not a reformed one.
Not one who has beaten his demons and addictions.
Ted Williams is still hooked on booze.
And now, Ted Williams, the most famous and inspirational homeless person in the world, is seeking help.
The Man with The Golden Voice agreed to enter treatment to address his drug and alcohol dependency during "a lengthy on-on-one conversation" with Dr. Phil, which airs on television today.
"Ted admitted he was not as sober as he had been claiming, but he also stated he was ready to take the necessary steps to get help he needs," a producer on Dr. Phil’s program told THE HEYMAN HUSTLE.
In a shocking revelation that really should come as no surprise to begin with, Ted’s 29 year old daughter Janey stated her father has been drinking heavily, "at least a bottle of Grey Goose a night."
During an exclusive interview with Entertainment Tonight, Janey claimed "That’s not including the Coronas he ordered, that’s not including the Budweisers he ordered, the other alcohol, the wines. He drinks heavily."
Family members told Dr. Phil the troubling news that Ted’s sudden burst into the global spotlight threw him right back into substance abuse, which led to a physical altercation with his daughter that necessitated the invention of the LAPD, which held the two in custody.
"If Ted is ever going to get better, he’s got to be honest with himself and admit he’s addicted to drugs and alcohol," Dr. Phil said in a statement, "Everyone is pulling for Ted, but his 15 minutes are going to be over and then he’ll be left to manage a life filled with temptation," he said.
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